Monday, December 18, 2006

HAS KIM BEEN ISSUED an EXPIRATION DATE?


This may be an overly flippant way to say this ...but it looks like the Chinese government might be mad as hell and unprepared to take anymore of a certain vertically challenged, film loving, Team America nemesis’s bullsh#t.

Reportedly the Chinese government has been drawing up plans to attack Kim Jong Il’s North Korea. Hu Jintao, head of the China’s Central Military Commission, recently ordered China’s military to draw up attack plans as a move that’s "deliberately meant as a threat to the regime of Kim Jong-Il."

Covert intelligence activities aimed at toppling Kim’s regime (read: exploding bottles of single malt scotch and/or booby-trapped South Korean starlets) are reportedly also being considered.

The Chinese military intelligence service, known as 2 PLA, "is toying with the idea of a palace revolution that would kick out the 'Kim dynasty' and replace it with 'pro-Chinese generals."

This follows on the heels of China's rather obvious displeasure ater North Korea’s Oct. 9 nuclear test--which Hu regarded as a kind of personal snub considering the conciliatory tact he’d previously advocated and pursued.

The plan was reportedly leaked to sources linked to Western intelligence officers in Hong Kong.

1 comment:

mike a said...

At this point I can't picture the man as looking anything other than like the Team America puppet.